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Cuttlefish of Cthulhu: Limited Pink Variant

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The Story

Pucker up people! The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulhu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungus of GWAR, is now available to take home as your very own adult toy in a VERY limited pink quantity.

We partnered with Bad Dragon to create this limited-edition monstrosity.  A listing of the sizes are below and the photos show each size in relation to a soda can. 

Small 

  • circumference of head: 6 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 6 1/8 inches or 6.13 inches
  • circumference of base: 13 inches
  • diameter of head: 2 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 2 1/16 inches or 2.06 inches
  • diameter of base: 4 3/8 inches or 4.38 inches
  • total length: 7 1/2 inches or 7.5 inches
  • usable length: 6 1/4 inches or 6.25 inches

Medium

  • circumference of head: 8 1/8 inches or 8.13 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 8 3/16 inches or 8.19 inches
  • circumference of base: 17 inches
  • diameter of head: 2 5/8 inches or 2.63 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 2 3/4 inches or 2.75 inches
  • diameter of base: 5 3/4 inches or 5.75 inches
  • total length: 10 inches
  • usable length: 8 inches

Large

  • circumference of head: 10 1/4 inches or 10.25 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 10 1/8 inches 10.13 inches
  • circumference of base: 21 1/2 inches oe 21.5 inches
  • diameter of head: 3 3/8 inches or 3.38 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 3 7/16 inches 3.44 inches
  • diameter of base: 7 5/16 inches or 7.31 inches
  • total length: 12 1/2 inches or 12.5 inches
  • usable length:10 inches

XLarge

  • circumference of head: 12 1/8 inches or 12.13 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 12 1/4 inches or 12.25 inches
  • circumference of base: 25 1/2 inches or 25.5 inches
  • diameter of head: 4 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 4 3/16 inches or 4.19 inches
  • diameter of base: 8 3/4 inches or 8.75 inches
  • total length: 15 1/4 inches or 15.25 inches
  • usable length: 12 inches
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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

Pucker up people! The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulhu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungus of GWAR, is now available to take home as your very own adult toy in a VERY limited pink quantity.

We partnered with Bad Dragon to create this limited-edition monstrosity.  A listing of the sizes are below and the photos show each size in relation to a soda can. 

Small 

  • circumference of head: 6 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 6 1/8 inches or 6.13 inches
  • circumference of base: 13 inches
  • diameter of head: 2 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 2 1/16 inches or 2.06 inches
  • diameter of base: 4 3/8 inches or 4.38 inches
  • total length: 7 1/2 inches or 7.5 inches
  • usable length: 6 1/4 inches or 6.25 inches

Medium

  • circumference of head: 8 1/8 inches or 8.13 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 8 3/16 inches or 8.19 inches
  • circumference of base: 17 inches
  • diameter of head: 2 5/8 inches or 2.63 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 2 3/4 inches or 2.75 inches
  • diameter of base: 5 3/4 inches or 5.75 inches
  • total length: 10 inches
  • usable length: 8 inches

Large

  • circumference of head: 10 1/4 inches or 10.25 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 10 1/8 inches 10.13 inches
  • circumference of base: 21 1/2 inches oe 21.5 inches
  • diameter of head: 3 3/8 inches or 3.38 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 3 7/16 inches 3.44 inches
  • diameter of base: 7 5/16 inches or 7.31 inches
  • total length: 12 1/2 inches or 12.5 inches
  • usable length:10 inches

XLarge

  • circumference of head: 12 1/8 inches or 12.13 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 12 1/4 inches or 12.25 inches
  • circumference of base: 25 1/2 inches or 25.5 inches
  • diameter of head: 4 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 4 3/16 inches or 4.19 inches
  • diameter of base: 8 3/4 inches or 8.75 inches
  • total length: 15 1/4 inches or 15.25 inches
  • usable length: 12 inches